AMD Flashes Shiny New Toys in Faces of Nerds

Key Points (For Those Too Lazy to Read)

Well, it seems Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has mustered up the brainpower to roll out their new AMD Radeon Pro W7500 and W7600 series graphics cards. Their target audience? Overworked creators and animators, apparently. Because, you know, these folks don’t have enough clutter with all the coffee cups and crumbled sketches around their desks. I mean, who wouldn’t want to jump at the chance to replace their old, probably functioning graphics card with a shiny new one? Especially when it requires coughing up a significant chunk of their paycheck.

Implications of The New ‘Doodad’

In the world where technology moves quicker than the weekend, it comes to a surprise to absolutely no one that AMD is launching another gadget. These new bits of hardware, which are probably designed to help professionals continue producing useless animations that sell products nobody needs, promise to allow creatives to ‘streamline their workflows’. Translation: they’re selling you the same souped-up tech, repackaged with a higher price tag. Hooray for capitalism, amirite?

My, Oh My, What a ‘Hot Take’

In summary, here’s my hot take. AMD has unveiled its shiny new toys to keep the consumerist machine moving ever onwards. In their glorious unveiling, they’ve basically slapped a high price tag on a potential paperweight, appealing to an audience of over-caffeinated animators itching to hone their skills further. The reality, though? It’s just another way for AMD to jam their hands in the creator’s pockets. But hey, at least their logo looks cool, right? Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, folks.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/games/amd-unveils-radeon-pro-mid-range-graphics-cards-for-creators-and-animators/