Well, Well, Look Who’s Late to the Party

Jerihoho Security Raises Chump Change For Dumb Idea

Look at this, Jericho Security, some low-tier latecomers finally managed to beg $3 million in pre-seed funding (how cute!) to build solutions leveraging machine learning. Their grandiose plan? To “fight AI with AI”. Bravo, Scooby-Doo gang, you’ve just thought up the most banal concept in the digital age. Here’s your participation trophy.

Predictable As Hell Implications

Sure, these amateurs might be able to build something that makes your toaster smarter, but really? Battling AI with AI is as old as my granny’s knickers. Likely implications? We’ll have a vacuum cleaner arguing with a blender – both powered by Jericho’s substandard A.I. Oh, and let’s not forget the potential proliferation of AI warfare because a bunch of bozos thought building sentient roombas was a great idea.

Waste of Time and Money: Final Rant

In conclusion, Jericho Security has just demonstrated how to successfully waste $3 million on something as groundbreaking as inventing a square wheel, in the tech world’s equivalent of watching a dog chase its tail. Buckle up folks, we’re in for a wild spin on a beaten track. Enjoy your futile ‘fight’ against AI with the same damn tools you’re scared of, while the rest of us evolve past this pedestrian sci-fi trope.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/security/jericho-security-uses-ai-to-fight-ai-in-new-frontier-of-cybersecurity/