Woo! More Marketing Propaganda! Thanks a Billion, Vibes with Nexus!

Summary for the Morons Who Care

So instead of marketers using the last remaining brain cell they have left to come up with non-intrusive ways of selling their garbage, now there’s a company called ‘Vibes with Nexus’ that spoon-feeds them ideas. It provides these lazy asses with pre-chewed marketing campaign messages, illustrations that a 5-year-old could do better, and ideas that could only be classified as brilliant if your only comparison is a pet rock. Fantastic.

Boring Potential Implications

The potential implications are as mundane as they sound. Brands will probably continue oversaturating our lives with even more perfectly targeted, but equally annoying, ad campaigns. And let’s not forget, these are not just any campaigns; these are campaigns curated by a tech tool that probably took all its inspiration from watching infomercials on loop. The thrill of these advancements is as exciting as watching paint dry.

My “Hot Take”

Wow, what a time to be alive, folks. Vibes with Nexus is accelerating the impending doom of our own individualism. Not only is it laying out red carpets for subpar ideas, but it’s also giving marketers a way of skipping the headaches of actually thinking. Isn’t this just fabulous? We’re now on a fast-track ride to a future filled with more insipid and charmless advertisements. Buckle up, because the future of marketing is as dull as dishwater.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/vibes-announces-new-ai-engine-for-mobile-marketing-campaigns/