Kindo Raises a Laughable $7 Million for some AI Thingy

Just What We Needed, Another ‘Innovative’ Startup

Kindo, in their infinite wisdom, has somehow conned investors into throwing in $7 million to kick-start their “secure AI productivity platform”. I can’t help but chuckle at the romantic audacity, as if we really needed another platform promising to boost productivity.

Whoopee Do, More AI Hype

Now, let’s delve into the implications of such technological gibberish and why all the hoopla might just be an overblown puff of hot air. Kindo is promising to enhance business productivity, and sure, we’ve heard that before, right? If their AI platform actually delivers (which is a big ‘if’), it could potentially lead to efficiency improvement. But real talk; it’s hardly going to set the world on fire. We’re overrun with AI startups offering pretty much the same deal. What makes Kindo special…apart from their overinflated sense of self-importance?

Last Thought, Because I Honestly Can’t Be Bothered Anymore

And here’s my hot take, not that you asked for it. If Kindo’s investors had any sense, they’d have kept their wallets closed and invested their $7 million in something less clichéd and more real world. But hey, who am I to judge what the wealthy do with their spare change? All we can hope for is that Kindo doesn’t blow it all on bean bags and ping pong tables for their supposed ‘innovative’ workspace. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll create something marginally useful. But don’t hold your breath.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/kindo-raises-7m-for-ai-productivity-platform-for-businesses/