Intel’s Big Cheese Spews More Corporate Nonsense

Oh, so you chatted up Sandra Rivera, Intel’s head honcho for their Data Center and AI Group? Good for you. I’m sure her corporate malarkey was just riveting.

Vapid Executive Insights : Big Surprise

Rivera, while being hailed as a pioneering figure of the tech industry, treats us to the same bland platitudes about the future of technology we’ve heard from every other polyester suit. She blabbered about advancements in AI and wished us all a Merry Christmas with the promise of some mystical technological utopia, where data centers are as efficient as they are powerful.

Possible Implications: Get Your Pillows Ready

Well, if we cut through all the fluff, there’s some potential important stuff hiding underneath. AI and data centers will apparently be amazing or something. Technology will continue to make leaps and bounds as intel runs the marathon with weights on their feet, thanks to better, faster and more efficient data processing. As if we haven’t heard that song before.

Analysis: Groundbreaking Predictions (Not)

Ms. Lady Boss’s visions of the future seem about as groundbreaking as a rock on the beach. Innovation, progress, efficiency. Yeah, we’ve heard it all before. This is the same stale song and dance we’ve been subjected to every time one of these exec-like types feels the need to justify their obscenely overpaid existence. Bottom line: it’s a snooze fest.

Final Thoughts: I Need a Nap

I could write a sonnet about the profundity of the yawning void that was this conversation. Look, tech is evolving, things are getting better, blah blah blah. Tell us something we don’t know, Sandra. Your position at Intel sure doesn’t make you a prophet. Wake me up when something actually interesting happens. But for now, it’s back to your overpaid corporate drawing board to churn out more platitudes and buzzwords. Can’t wait for future sleep-inducing chats.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/quizzing-intel-exec-sandra-rivera-about-generative-ai-and-more/