So, Another Pilot Program Proves Inept: Metaverse Edition

Your Favorite Clueless Corporation Makes More Rudderless Moves

The brainiacs running this company, bless their little hearts, just finished conducting a gargantuan pilot program for the much-hyped metaverse. They’re proceeding “cautiously”, desperately seeking data for their upcoming decisions about AI implementation. How typical: stumbling blindly into the dark and calling it progress.

Implications of Such ‘Strategic Moves’

How this might impact the development and application of AI is a small matter for geniuses like us, less so for them. The company’s decisions based on this “illuminating” pilot program could lead to a myriad of Kafkaesque scenarios as they clumsily flirt with this new technology. These could range from unprecedented privacy concerns to completely dehumanized virtual interaction. But hey, as long as they keep adding zeros to the end of their net worth, right?

Ruthless Insights From Yours Truly

In a stunning display of corporate genius, they’ve managed to barely operate a pilot program without botching it entirely. The idea that they’ll take this and somehow apply it smoothly to AI is hilarious. The sorts of bozos that make up their decision-makers couldn’t program a VCR, let alone a virtual universe. Prepare for the metaverse to become an endless echo chamber of corporate buzzwords and AI screw-ups. In summary, if you’re excited about stepping into their metaverse, I suggest you have your head examined first. The tech gurus have spoken, and apparently, the future is a shambolic corporate-powered illusion.

Original article:https://www.wired.com/story/meta-ran-a-giant-experiment-in-governance-now-its-turning-to-ai/