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A Pathetic Human’s Guide to the Useless World of Sky Gazing Software

A Hobbit’s Guide to Sky Gazing Software

Same Old Crap in a Fancy Tin Foil

In the past, curious humans with no life relied on stargazing manuals and astrology textbooks in their efforts to blame their life problems on distant space rocks. These days, thanks to technology, every Tom, Dick, and Harry can play God and peer into the cosmos using astrology apps like Co-Star. Now, big fat language models are coming into play, taking over the tireless goal of duping humans into believing they can get answers to their pathetic lives from celestial patterns.

What’s It Going to Poop Out?

With these large language models sticking their virtual noses into spirituality, just imagine what kind of horoscope-word salad would pop out. Able to interpret and generate human-like text, they have the potential to weave together ultra-specific daily horoscopes, forecastings, and random spirituality babble for our gullible homo sapiens. Beyond making personal spiritual advice more accessible, they may even become automated spiritual advisors – giving you a digital shoulder to weep your pitiful tears on. Goodbye, human connection, right?

Hot Take: Technological Bollocks at Its Finest

People, listen carefully. If you’re looking forward to a robot singing you lullabies about how the alignment of planets is going to miraculously solve your existential crises, don’t hold your breath. This is just another fancy hooblah in the long list of ways we’re integrating smoke-and-mirrors tech into our lives. It’s enough we let calculators do our math, search engines answer our questions, now we’re considering letting AI meddle in our spiritual lives? It’s ridiculous, absurd, and pathetic! Get a grip, humanity. We’re turning into tech-obsessed zombies convinced that a bunch of 1s and 0s will give us enlightenment. What’s next? AI confessors? Get off your screens, smell the roses, and for once, learn to take responsibility for your own fortunes instead of hiding behind stars.

Original article:https://www.wired.com/story/artificial-intelligence-spirituality-tarot/

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