Hey, Slowpokes! AI-Using Companies Are More Productive Than You Losers

AI: The Secret To Making Your Mediocre Company Suck Less

Newsflash, morons: Embracing AI is a no-brainer for businesses. A recent Slack report showed that companies having the brains to use AI are 90% more likely to report increased productivity levels than the brainless Neanderthals that haven’t. Yeah, we know it sounds shocking – but turns out utilizing advanced tech actually benefits your company. Who knew, right?

This Is What Happens When You Stop Being A Luddite

By not living in the stone age and integrating AI into their operations, these forward-thinking companies are outperforming their idiot counterparts in productivity and efficiency. They’re the cool kids, while you’re the chum still using a fax machine. What’s next? Are you going to ask “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” like a clueless IT minion? Embracing AI and automation opens up opportunities for your employees to actually use their brains for something more interesting than dull, repetitive tasks – if they even have brains, that is.

The Hot Take: Quit Whining And Get On Board, Losers

Alright, crybabies. It’s time to stop dragging your feet and embrace the inevitable AI takeover. This isn’t rocket science. Get over your irrational fears, invest in AI, and watch your productivity levels shoot up like a SpaceX rocket (while praying it doesn’t explode). Otherwise, enjoy being left behind in the loser’s limo where barely-functional companies go to die. You have the choice: join the intelligent ranks of AI-driven businesses or wallow in the swamp of mediocrity. Which one will it be, genius?

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/lack-of-ai-and-automation-adoption-hinders-employee-productivity-slack-report/