AI Analysis for Surveys – Sprig’s Latest Excuse For a Product

Sprig Unleashes ‘Revolutionary’ AI Analysis for Surveys

Sprig, a company that clearly has more time than sense, has rolled out their latest attempt at a ‘groundbreaking’ innovation: AI Analysis for Surveys. Think of it as a way for you to determine how bored your customers are with your pathetic attempts at marketing. But don’t worry, in an attempt to dilute their incompetence, Sprig is also expanding its free plan, allowing you to access their lacklustre AI ‘insights’ for zero dollars.

If Laziness Had A Name, It’d Be ‘Technological Advancements’

The possible implications of this technology are as vague and uninspiring as the rushed product launch. Sure, AI Analysis for Surveys might help you identify trends and patterns to improve the user experience – if it worked as claimed. But we all know, it’s more like signing up for a life sentence of mind-numbing mundanity. Sprig believes that by making these ‘revolutionary’ insights accessible free of charge, they’ll democratize product feedback. In reality, that just means they’re desperately trying to dump this wreck onto as many unwitting individuals as possible.

And Now my ‘Insightful’ Hot Take

The sad reality here is not Sprig’s pathetic attempt to intrigue us with this new product. Oh no, it’s the embarrassing truth that we’re so desperate for innovation, we’re willing to accept whatever soul-crushing technology they throw our way under the guise of ‘AI-powered insights’. Listen up, Sprig: next time, instead of hyping up this sad trombone of a service you’ve launched, why not put some actual time and effort into creating something people may want?

If you’re tempted to take a stab at AI Analysis for Surveys, I’d suggest taking a more fulfilling route. Perhaps watching paint dry, or screaming into the void would be a more productive use of your time. You’re welcome.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/sprig-uses-ai-to-transform-product-surveys-into-conversational-data/