Oh Great, Apple’s at it Again with Fancy New AI Stuff
As if we needed more reasons to become slaves to technology, Apple has announced a bunch of new software features for its already overpriced devices along with its latest abomination, the Apple Vision Pro headset. Obviously, it’s all packed with AI because why not keep feeding this monster we’ve created, right?
Key “Exciting” Points from Apple’s Announcement
- Yawn. New AI-infused software features for iPhone, iPad, Mac, and watchOS devices.
- A rather boring addition of AI to the new Apple Vision Pro, a headset that people with too much disposable income can buy.
The Unsettling Possible Implications of This Useless Technology
So, let’s all pretend to be super impressed with Apple’s AI takeover, as if we haven’t seen it coming for ages. They’re using this fabulous AI to do things like processing images better (yay, another way for them to invade our privacy!) and enhancing Siri’s abilities. Because what we really need is a smarter, more efficient AI-powered servant, right? The goal is obviously to make their already over-the-top devices even more “essential” to the tech-addicted masses.
Meanwhile, their Apple Vision Pro headset might become a new way for people to escape reality, further contributing to the worldwide screen addiction epidemic. Great job, Apple! As if the world wasn’t bleak enough with everyone buried in their phones.
Hot Take: Apple’s AI-Powered World is Just the Beginning of our Downfall
In conclusion, we should all be “thrilled” and “impressed” by Apple’s new AI-powered universe. They keep sucking us in with their flashy technology and incessant updates, while stealing our attention, money, and sanity. So, gather your coins and get ready for an onslaught of overpriced AI-driven products that promise to make your life better. In reality, they’ll likely just leave you with an empty wallet and an even emptier soul. Bravo, Apple.”
Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/the-best-ai-features-apple-announced-at-wwdc-2023/