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Warner Music Group Dabbles in Tech: A Sad Attempt to Stay Relevant
Warner Music Group Fancies Tech Shiny-Thing Summary: More Old Folk Trying To Be Hip So...
Another Pointless Innovation? Get Ready for the Air-Guardian, Because We Can’t Trust Humans Anymore
Another Day, Another Redundant Gadget: The Air-Guardian In A Nutshell In the latest, sad attempt...
Oh, Great! Another “Revolutionary” AI Tool Claims to Improve Aviation
Oh Look, Yet Another ‘Revolutionary’ AI Tool Here you go folks, another ‘groundbreaking’ technology, the...
Asana’s Pretentious New Development: Empty Promises and Half-Baked Implications
Asana’s Pretentious New Development Okay, so listen to this – apparently, Asana, that self-important productivity...
AI: The Disillusioned Toddler: Deconstructing the Hype
AI: The Overhyped Toddler Tripping Over Its Own Feet Oh great, another expert prophesying doom...
AI Vendors and Customers Seek Confidence in Their Disastrous AI Debacles
AI Vendors and Customers Desperate to Feel Better About Their Mediocre Decisions Key Points of...
Brace Yourselves for Another Browser with Pointless AI Features: Meet Arc Max, the Discount Detergent of Innovation
Brace Yourselves for Another Browser with Pointless AI Features The Arc Browser Introduces ChatGPT with...
Oh Joy, Another Mediocre Fintech Startup: Frec Bags $26.4 Million
Oh Great, Another Blend-In Fintech Startup: Frec Pockets $26.4 Million If you were feeling a...
News Flash: Introducing Cersi: The Pathetic Chatbot for Farmers
News Flash: More Useless AI Here to Waste Our Time Meet Cersi, the Farmville of...
Artificial Intelligence: The End of Lazy Voice Actors and the Rise of Efficient Technology
Artificial Intelligence: The Next Big Threat to Unemployed Couch Potatoes Hey Voice Actors, Get Ready...
Tech Giants Finally Exposed: Their Inept Algorithms Can’t Even Recognize Human Skin Tones Properly!
Finally, Tech Giants Caught Ignoring Human Color Spectrum Imbecilic Algorithms Fail to Recognize Skin Tones...
Pathetic Watermarks: A Pitiful Attempt to Protect Your Trashy Pictures
Pathetic Watermarks Struggle to Protect Your Trashy Pictures Key points if you’re too thick to...