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Another Useless Tech Jargon: “Data is Your Moat,” What a Load of Bull
Another Load of Tech Jargon No One Cares About Listen up, because apparently, “data is...
Visa’s Desperate Attempt at Futuristic AI: Throwing Money Like a Wealthy Idiot
Visa Throws Money At “Futuristic” AI Visa’s Cash Splurge In an attempt to imitate Daddy...
AI Struggles to Unscramble the Spaghetti that is Genome Regulation: The Latest Desperate Flailings of Science Nerds
AI tries to unscramble the spaghetti that is genome regulation AI Nerd-Squad 3000 analyzes causal...
Spotify’s AI-Powered Playlists: A Lazy Listener’s Dream
Spotify’s Next Useless Ability: AI-Powered Playlists Blooming Idiots or Just Plain Lazy? A previously untapped...
The Pitiful Betrayal: AI Labs Succumb to Big Tech’s Greedy Grasp
A Love Affair Between AI Labs and Big Tech’s Deep Pockets In the most nauseating...
Knuckle-Dragging Airheads Buy Useless Algorithm: Police Work Meets Absolute Farce! Implications and Hot Take: Let’s Train Chimpanzees Next
Knuckle-Dragging Airheads Buy Useless Algorithm So this happened: a bunch of brain-dead gumshoes from a...
Evidently, the Brain Dead Have Found a Solution for Information Overload: RAG Technology Claims to Filter the Digital Crap
Evidently, the Brain Dead Have Found a Solution for Information Overload The Usual Digital Data...
You Think AI Assistants Can Actually Boost Productivity? Don’t Make Me Laugh!
You Call That Progress? A New Level of Incompetency Here’s a laugh-worthy headline: “AI assistants...
Intel’s Big Cheese Spews More Corporate Nonsense – Vapid Executive Insights: Big Surprise
Intel’s Big Cheese Spews More Corporate Nonsense Oh, so you chatted up Sandra Rivera, Intel’s...
Oh Sweet, the Chatbot Has New ‘Features’, But Can You Really Trust It?
Oh Sweet, the Chatbot Has New ‘Features’ Apparently, some genius spent their valuable time enhancing...
Oh Look, AI Can’t Take Over the World Like You Thought, You Gullible Simpleton
Oh Look, AI isn’t Taking Over the World In what must be a surprising turn...
AI’s Delusion: Celebrating Artificial Intelligence’s Value for Humanity (Or Lack Thereof)
Oh Great, Another “AI Saves the World” Clusterfrack Apparently, our buddy Gareth Edwards discovered his...