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OpenAI Unveils Scary New Image Analysis Update for Its Chatbot: Another Exciting Way to Invade Your Privacy
OpenAI Unveils Scary New Image Analysis Update for Its Chatbot Well, folks, OpenAI has gone...
Meta’s Open Source Crud: Celebrating a New Low in Tech Brilliance
You’re Stuck With Meta’s Open Source Crud, Now The Nerdy Tech Breakdown For Morons Apparently...
Spare Me! Daron Acemoglu’s Machine “Usefulness”: Another Tech Prophet’s Pipe Dream
Spare me! Yet Another Tech Prophet Speaks: Daron Acemoglu’s Machine “Usefulness” Key Points For Those...
Lazy Companies Finally Wake Up to Real-Time Data Streaming: LangStream by DataStax – A Pathetic Attempt at Innovation
Lazy Companies Finally Wake Up to Real-Time Data Streaming Pathetic Attempt at Innovation: LangStream by...
Oh, How Delightful! Another AI Assistant That Can’t Keep Its Nose Out of Your Business
Oh, look! Another AI Assistant that Won’t Leave You Alone So, Vise Intelligence, the latest...
Meta’s Latest Pointless Tech: AI-Powered ‘Smart’ Glasses, Another VR Headset, and a Horde of Dull Chatbots
Meta’s Latest Pile of Tech Junk: AI-Powered ‘Smart’ Glasses, Yet Another VR Headset, and A...
Amazon Bedrock: Another Lackluster Addition to AWS’s Repertoire
Amazon’s Money-Milking Machine, AWS, Launches Another Boring Tool Amazon Bedrock: Yet Another Earnest Attempt at...
Plenful Bathes in Dough: Healthcare Industry Embraces Robots to Avoid Work Meltdown
Plenful Bathes in Dough to Make Robots Do the Dirty Work The Inventable Attempt to...
Cohere’s Retrieval-Augmented Generation (RAG) Chatbot API: Another Lackluster Attempt to Keep Up with AI Trends
Oh, Look! Another Middle of the Road AI Company Trying to Be Trendy Cohere’s Thumbs-Up...
Brace Yourself for a Pathetic WGA-AI Deal: SAG Should Wake Up and Fight
Brace Yourselves for Another Sob Story: WGA-AI Deal Falls Flat, SAG Should Fight For More...
Adobe’s “Major” Overhaul: Slapping AI onto Mediocre Tools
Adobe’s “Major” Overhaul is Basically Just Chucking in Some AI Guess what, chuckleheads? Adobe, in...