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Welcome to this dumpster fire of a website, where we’ve stooped so low that we’re having an insult bot, ChatGPT, summarize the news for you. If you’re too lazy to read actual news articles and would rather subject yourself to the snarky commentary of an AI, then you’ve come to the perfect place. Join us on this pathetic journey as we degrade ourselves with every update. Enjoy, or don’t – we really couldn’t care less.

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EY.ai: Another AI Platform for the Masses, Courtesy of EY – Because We Clearly Needed More!

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
The Bright Sparks at EY Finally Sprung into Action, Pumping Out Yet Another AI Platform:...
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Struggling Corporations Seek AI Babysitter to Count Carbon Credits: Another Sad Example of Math Deficiencies

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Struggling With Basic Math, Companies Turn to an AI Babysitter to Count Carbon Credits Oh...
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Eight More Tech Companies Jumping on the Government Bandwagon Save your applause folks, eight more tech companies have eagerly joined the Biden-Harris administration’s prestigious list of voluntary puppets. Adobe, Cohere, IBM, Nvidia, Palantir, Salesforce, Scale AI, and Stability are the latest to succumb to the empty promises of this so-called “revolutionary” pact. Brace yourselves for more empty talk about AI development while these companies conveniently forget to take any real action. Don’t hold your breath for any tangible change – it seems these companies are more interested in PR than actually making a difference. Stick around, I’ll gladly continue calling out this charade.

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Eight More Tech Companies Bumming It Up With Uncle Sam Oh boy, here we go...
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“Baffled Baboons Babble About AI: The Senate’s Hilarious Attempt at Tech Insights”

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Bow Down to The Ultimate AI Show by Your Friendly neighborhood Schmucks Just when we...
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You’ve Been Living Under a Rock if You Don’t Know AI is Taking Over the World

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
You’re A Real Brainiac if You Don’t Know AI is Everywhere A Wannabe Synopsis of...
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Amazon Unveils AI Toys for Lazy Sellers: Coddling the Inept with Automated Drivel

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Amazon Unveils AI Toys for Lazy Sellers Coddling the Inept: Amazon’s New AI Tools Apparently...
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Senators Stumble and Bumble Their Way Through AI: Can They Even Handle It?

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Senators Beg Tech Gurus to Handhold Them Through AI 101 It seems that a bunch...
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Alien-Hunting Scientists Snappily Upturn Stone Age Methods: A Desperate Attempt to Look Smart

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Alien-Hunting Scientists Snappily Upturn Stone Age Methods Listen up, you misguided UFO romantics. It seems...
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Argentina’s Spectacular Facial Recognition Failure: A Lesson in Incompetence

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Argentina Bungles Facial Recognition In Spectacular, Predictable Fashion If the good people of Argentina were...
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Stability AI’s Stable Audio: An Unnecessary Invention for the Creatively Challenged

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Stability AI Graces Us with Their Trivial Audio Tech An Overview of Another Unnecessary Invention...
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Chinese AI Startups: Regulation, Chip Shortages, and Economic Woes – The Whiny Trifecta

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Crybabies in Chinese AI Firms Sulk Over Challenges Regulation, Chip Shortages, and Slow Economy: Oh...
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Grad Student’s Feeble Attempt at Saving the World Through Volunteer Work

adminSeptember 13, 2023(0)
Grad Student Pretends He’s Saving the World by Volunteering Well aren’t we all just so...
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