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Oh Brilliant, Another Technological Nightmare: Reviewing the Uselessness of LLM-Based Apps
Oh Great, More Technology To Ruin Our Lives Reviewing New Nightmare called LLM-Based Apps So...
After Wasting 17 Years, Numenta Lazily Releases a Product: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
After Wasting 17 Years Studying the Brain, Numenta Somehow Rolls out a Product Numenta’s First...
Salesforce’s BYOL Integration: Because Apparently We Can’t Even Handle Data Integration on Our Own.
Salesforce’s New BYOL Integration: Proving Laziness is Contagious Just Briefly Because I Seriously Can’t In...
Stunning Breakthrough or Pointless Wizardry: Techno-Geeks Develop New Optical Computing Prototype
Blink and You’ll Miss It: Techno-Geeks Develop New Optical Computing Prototype Summary: Photon Flinging Without...
US Governments Clumsily Jump on Chatbot Bandwagon, Laying the Groundwork for More Chaos
US Governments Fumble Around with Chatbots Like Kids with New Toys In the latest display...
This Just In: Idiots Finally Realize that Robust Governance Saves Their Incompetent AI Projects
This Just In: Robust Governance Will Save Your Useless AI Projects Oh, look, another earth-shattering...
Robotic Nanny State Panderer Translates Whiny Emotions (And Other Useless Endeavors)
Robotic Nanny State Panderer Translates Whiny Emotions The Key Points: So-Freaking-Amazing Some scientist, Sharifa Alghowinem...
Oh Great, Another Cowardly Stance on AI Security Tools: A Summary on your Fear-Driven Absurdity Implications of Pansy Behavior on Technology: Don’t Let Your Butterflies Hinder Cybersecurity Hot Take on your Resolute Ignorance: Embrace AI Security Tools or Get Crushed by the Future
Oh Great, Another Cowardly Stance on AI Security Tools A Summary on your Fear-Driven Absurdity...
In yet another bid to bum-suck to the all-powerful AI overlords: The “Oh So Noble” Implications of AI Bias – How Humanity Fails to Tame its Ill-Behaved Robot Kid
In yet another bid to bum-suck to the all-powerful AI overlords So here’s another boneheaded...
US Government Wants to Babysit Your AI Projects – A Ridiculously Inept Proposal
US Government Wants to Babysit Your AI Projects Apparently, our lawmakers now fancy themselves experts...
Brainless Robots: Researchers Waste Time with Pointless Soft Robots
Oh, Bravo, Brainless Robots Now Match Their Creators Let me yawn a little before I...