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Britain’s AI Sector Set to Soar, but Will Still Be “Third-Place Trophies”
Britain’s AI Industry Blows Up Like a Balloon that Fell in Love with a Helium...
Oh Look, Another Pointless Invention: OtterPilot for Sales
Oh Joy, More Automation: OtterPilot for Sales Once was a time when actually talking to...
Instacart’s Pathetic Attempt at Innovation: Introducing “Conversational Search”
Gungho About Grocery Gimmicks: Instacart’s New Buzzwords Lazy Shoppers Get Chat Help Instacart, in an...
Sick of Fake-Deep Narratives? Get a Reality Check on AI Liberation
Desperately Clinging to Notions of AI Liberation and Other Sad Tales You’d think some folks...
Oh, How the Useless Travel Agents Have Fallen: A Dying Breed in the Digital Age
Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen: The Useless Decline of Travel Agents Summarizing This Snoozer...
Opera GX’s Aria: Yet Another Pointless Tech Gimmick to Annoy You
Tacky Gaming Browser Codes New Way to Annoy You In their relentless quest to reinvent...
Oh Joy, More Fake News: How Tech is Helping Liars Lie Better
Oh Great, More Fake News: Tech Helps Liars Lie Better A Pair of Overly Alarming...
HubSpot Unleashes “Revolutionary” AI: A Sad Attempt at Relevance
“Breathtakingly Revolutionary” HubSpot AI Unleashed: A Snide Review Breaking Down the Monotony of HubSpot AI...
Another AI Debacle: Government Rejects Tech Bro’s Machine Art as Unworthy
Another AI Fatality: Tech Bro’s Art Gets Rejected By Copyright Culture Oh, isn’t this just...
Incomprehensible Yet Again: Salesforce’s Slack AI – The Latest Stunt in Their Tech Monopoly
Incomprehensible Yet Again: Slack AI – The Latest Salesforce Stunt Here comes Salesforce, parading around...
AI Meeting Assistant: The Futile Attempt to Replace Human Intelligence
Cheap AI Meeting Assistant Mimics Workers, Wastes Companies’ Money To summarize this painfully dull article:...
A Decade of Dystopian Bullshit: Revisiting Black Mirror’s “Be Right Back”
Be Right Black Mirror’s “Be Right Back”: A Decade of Dystopian Bullshit Oh, ain’t this...