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TurboTax Unloads a New ‘Assist’ Feature: Another Botched Attempt at Innovation

TurboTax Saddles Users with a New ‘Assist’ Feature Let me toast your buns with the...

Regulate Your Nonsense: The Imbecilic Leadership’s Lack of Plan for AI

Regulate Your Nonsense: There is still No Plan for AI Now listen up because I’m...

GitLab’s ‘State of AI in Software Development’ Report: Yet Another Dull Journey into Meaningless Jargon

GitLab’s Brainless Monkey Dance Around AI’s ‘Importance’ The Report Full of Jargon Ladies and gentlemen...

BMW’s Vision Neue Klasse: Another Groan-worthy Attempt at Sustainability

You won’t believe what BMW is up to now Oh look, BMW has finally shown...

Old Man Schumer’s Hilarious Attempt at Understanding AI: A Closed-Door Confession

Old Man Schumer Thinks He Understands AI, Hides Behind Closed-Doors Summary of the Technology Confession...

Oh How Brave, Another Useless AI and ML Creation to Ignore

Oh Great, Another AI and ML Creation no One Asked For Summary For Those Who...

AI: A Bittersweet Crutch for Lazy Designers

AI Funding Could Go To Better Places Than Lazy Designers Needing A Crutch Because The...

Kindo’s Laughable $7 Million for Yet Another AI Thingy: A Clichéd Startup Hype

Kindo Raises a Laughable $7 Million for some AI Thingy Just What We Needed, Another...

AI21 Labs Co-founder Rambles About Cash and OpenAI’s Ego While We Roll Our Eyes

AI21 Labs Co-founder Yacks About Money, OpenAI Pissing Contest An OverSimplified Summary for Your Limited...

Obscure Startup Thinks the World Revolves Around It: Juvenile Company Shocks the World by Doing Nothing of Substance

Obscure Startup Thinks the World Revolves Around It Juvenile Company Shocks the World by Doing...