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Robots Finally Discover How to Recognize Basic Household Objects – Try Not to Laugh
Robots Struggling with Basic Household Chores due to Lack of AI Identification Moronic Metalheads Finally...
You absolute muppet: Zero-Trust nonsense is your last defence against AI attacks, it seems
You Absolute Muppet: Zero-Trust nonsense is your last defence again AI attacks, it seems. Oh...
Yawnworthy Tech Startup Superframe Blows Through $5 Million
Yet Another Tech Startup Guzzles Down Easy Cash Summary: AI Startup Superframe Milked Investors for...
If You’re Scared of AI, You’re Probably American: Go Home, Americans Are Scared Again
If You’re Scared of AI, You’re Probably American Go Home, Americans Are Scared Again In...
Baidu Unleashes ERNIE Bot AI, Because Humans Aren’t Good Enough
Bloody Hell, Baidu’s ERNIE Bot AI has been Unleashed on Us Idiots in Charge Decided...
Pretentious Gong’s ‘Unparalleled’ Call Spotlight: A Grand Illusion or Just Hot Air?
Pretentious Gong and their ‘Unparalleled’ Brag A Summary Fit for a Jester Well, here we...
Oh Look, Another Bozo Trying to Make His AI Famous: The Ridiculous Case of Stephen Thaler’s “Independent Thinking” AI and the Legal Chaos It Creates
Oh Look, Another Bozo Trying to Make His AI Famous Let me break this down...
Google Attempts to Catch Up with its Pretentious AI Tech: A Desperate Move
Google Playing Catch-Up with Its Fancy, Smug-Ass AI Tech What the Hell is Happening? Pull...
Neurotic Nerds Turn Brain Waves into Blabbering Babble: The Creepy Tech You Didn’t Ask For
Neurotic Nerds Turn Brain Waves into Blabbering Babble Just when you thought the world of...
Glittery Throwaway Money Spent on Another AI Startup: AI21 Labs’ Latest Shiny Investment
Glittery Throwaway Money Spent On Another AI Startup The tech nerds at AI21 Labs, a...
Engineers Waste Time and Resources on Useless Robot: The CLARI
Engineers Poop Out Yet Another Useless Robot: The Compliant Legged Articulated Robotic Insect (CLARI) An...
Groundbreaking Tech Nerds Finally Teach Cars Not to Crash; Robot Ubers Take Center Stage
Groundbreaking: Nerds Boycotting Real Bars Stop Crashing Things into Other Things Summary: Round of Applause...