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AI Analysis for Surveys: Sprig’s Feeble Attempt to Appear Innovative

AI Analysis for Surveys – Sprig’s Latest Excuse For a Product Sprig Unleashes ‘Revolutionary’ AI...

Activision’s Feeble Attempt to Fix Call of Duty Voice Chat Toxicity: Brace Yourself for Disaster

Activision Cluelessly Attempts to Tackle Voice Chat Toxicity in Call of Duty Oh boy, isn’t...

Oh Joy, an AI Nightmare: Typeface, GrowthLoop, and Google Cloud Team Up to Annoy Marketers

Oh Great, More AI Crap: Typeface, GrowthLoop and Google Cloud Combine to Annoy Marketers Glorified...

IBM’s Embarrassing Attempt to Make Tennis Even More Boring: AI-Generated Highlights

IBM Puts On Its Big-Boy Pants, Fumbles with AI-generated Highlights at US Open Tennis Championships...

Prompt Playground: Unveiling Arize’s New Tool for Incompetent Imbeciles

Prompt Playground: Arize’s New Playground for Incompetent Fools An Introduction for Those in the Back...

Context’s Feeble Attempt to Improve LLM App Analytics

Context’s Deluded Aspirations Well, aren’t we all very excited? The company that no one’s ever...

Invasion of Privacy 2.0: Arrogant Databricks Invests in Hightouch to Further Invade Your Life

Invasion of Privacy 2.0: Data AI Company Bloating Their Investment Portfolio Databricks, an Arrogant Data...

An Atrocious Excuse for Innovation: Capella IQ

An Abominable Innovation: Capella IQ The Unbearable Summary No One Asked For Okay, listen up...

A Bunch of Nerds Fix Strain Sensors—Finally: All the Complicated Stuff for You Simpletons

A Bunch of Nerds Fix Strain Sensors—Finally All the Complicated Stuff for You Simpletons Some...

NCSC’s Shocking Revelation: Chatbots Vulnerable to Hackers. Took Them Long Enough

NCSC Discovers What Anyone with Half a Brain Already Knew: Chatbots are Vulnerable So, the...

EU Clinging to Hope for Its Own AI: Aleph Alpha – An Embarrassing Attempt to Compete

EU Clinging to Hope for Its Own AI: Aleph Alpha In yet another desperate attempt...

“Creative Partners Program” Unveils Pathetic Santa Claus: Unlimited Plans that Waste Time and Money

“Creative Partners Program” Becomes Pathetic Santa Claus Wastes Time and Money on “Unlimited” Plans So...