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Google’s BigQuery “Innovations”: Don’t Get Too Excited, It’s Just a Tiny Toothpick
This Just In: Google Pretends to Do Something Innovative Again Blow the Trumpets: Google’s Attempted...
Google’s Vertex AI Gets a Makeover: Now Even Easier for the Masses (or So They Think)
A Bunch of Nerdy Updates from Google Google Puts Lipstick on Its Pig of a...
Bored with Basics: The Obvious Importance of Data for Businesses
The Totally Groundbreaking Fact: “Data is Important for Businesses” Let’s pat ourselves on the back...
Webflow: Another Feeble Attempt at Competence
Webflow Wants to Supercharge Its Exercise in Mediocrity In what can only be described as...
Some High-Tech Get Up From Rockset – Or So They Claim: We Finally Have Applications that Waste Our Time Even Faster
Some High-Tech Get Up From Rockset – Or So They Claim Let me break this...
AI Toys: From the Sandbox to World Domination – Brace Yourself, Tech-Clueless Babysitters!
AI Toys Beyond The Sandbox: Real-Life Tools And Blowhard Pundits The Susceptible Maîtresse of Next-gen...
Google Unveils AlloyDB AI Update: Prepare for More Invasive Ads and Less Privacy
Google’s Bravo with Something Called ‘AlloyDB AI’ Update Summary of This Tech Gobbledygook Alright tech...
ControlRooms.ai: The Savior for Inept Industrial Manufacturers. Prepare for Even More Automation-Induced Failures!
Ah, More Incompetence: Industrial Manufacturers Waste 800 hours a Year Here comes the fun part...
Prepare for Inane Anti-Russian Twitter-bot: Dumbing Down Propaganda to New Lows!
Brace Yourself for Some Second-rate Propaganda Churning Bot In a truly uninspired attempt to re-invent...
OpenAI Unveils ChatGPT Enterprise: Another Tedious Addition to the AI Nonsense
OpenAI Launches Some Fancy-Schmancy Robot for Businesses The Bare-Bones Summary Your Puny Minds Can Grasp...
OpenAI’s ChatGPT Enterprise: Another Pointless Tech Fad Hyping Businesses To Waste Their Money
OpenAI Unleashes Another Chatbot Monstrosity on Unsuspecting Businesses Summary of Yet Another Useless Software So...
AI: The Sad Destiny of Nerds
AI has Become a Third Wheel for Nerds So, apparently, fans can now use generative...