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If Only We Were as Clever as We Think We Are: ‘The Making of the Atomic Bomb’ and Lessons In Blowing Ourselves Up, You Incompetent Fool
If Only We Were as Clever as We Think We Are ‘The Making of the...
OpenAI’s GPTBot: A Comical Attempt to Improve Subpar AI Models
OpenAI To Make Up For Subpar AI Models with “GPTBot” The Ridiculousness of Expecting a...
You Pathetic Losers Need AI to Get off Your Lazy Butts
You Lazy Sods Need AI to Get off Your Butts, Apparently Key Points of Your...
Microsoft’s Hilarious Battle: Saving the World from Its Own Dumb AI Geniuses
Microsoft Plays Whack-a-Mole Against Its Braindead AI Creations Microsoft Declares War on Its Own Frankenstein...
Zoom: Another Snake-Like Corporate Maneuver That Puts Your Privacy at Risk
Zoom Slithers Around Like The Corporate Snake It Is Oh, look who we’ve got here...
The OncoNPC Chronicles: A Savior for Lazy Doctors and an Impending Storm for Human Judgment
Welcome to the World of OncoNPC: A Magical, Misty Place of Programmatic Predictions The High...
Microsoft Wakes Up from Nap, Puts Bing Chat in Third-Party Browsers: A Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant in a Post-Google World
Microsoft Wakes Up From Nap, Puts Bing Chat in Third-party Browsers Summary – For Those...
Pocket-Change Raising ‘Multiplayer’ Hopes to Make Waves in Tech, But Will it Sink or Swim?
Pocket-Change Raising ‘Multiplayer’ Makes Some Noise in The Tech Playground I present you with another...
WSO2’s Feeble Attempt to Stay Relevant in the App-Building World
WSO2 Launches Desperate Ploy to Stay Relevant in Rapidly Changing App-Building Landscape The Pathetic Attempt...
Yet Another “Revolutionary” AI Solution for Industrial Machinery Maintenance: Another Useless Tech Flop with Hyped-Up Buzzwords and Zero Substance
Yet Another “Revolutionary” AI Solution for Industrial Machinery Maintenance Key Points: Not-So-Impressive AI Failures Prediction...
The Fumbling Fools: Game Developers Struggle to Grasp Complex AI Tools
Game Developers Try Not To Screw Up With Complex AI Tools The Ongoing Struggles of...
Oh, Look! Cybercriminals Attempt to Flex Their Feeble Minds with AI Chatbots
Oh, Look! The Bad Guys Discover Big Words In a twist that shocks absolutely no...