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Ah, Detroit PD Strikes Again – Another Hilariously Awful Facial Recognition Arrest Enlightened Law Enforcement or Just AI’s Buffoonery? The Real Story Classic Detroit PD – Protecting and Serving with Embarrassing Incompetence

adminAugust 7, 2023(0)
Ah, Detroit PD Does it Again – Another Botched Facial Recognition Arrest A Surprise From...
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All Hail the Boring AI Overlords: A Portrait of Laziness and Complacency in Programming

adminAugust 6, 2023(0)
All Hail the Boring AI Overlords A Portrait of Laziness and Complacency in Programming In...
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Generative AI for Enterprise: The Latest Fad for Tech Dreamers

adminAugust 6, 2023(0)
Generative AI for Enterprise: Next Money Sink for Deluded Visionaries Pay attention, because I’m not...
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Great, More Drivel About Large Language Models: Promoting Innovation, Reducing Costs, blah, blah… But Do We Really Need Armchair Developers for That?

adminAugust 5, 2023(0)
Great, More Drivel About Large Language Models “Promoting Innovation, Reducing Costs, blah, blah…” In the...
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Oh Look, Nightfall AI Unveils Another “Innovative” DLP Platform to Save the Clueless CISOs

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Oh Great, Another “Revolutionary” AI System Ain’t this a cause for celebration? Nightfall AI has...
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Get a Load of This: Neubert Brings His Dull Inspiration to VentureBeat – Unbelievable Boredom Ensued

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Get a Load of This: Neubert Brings His Dull Inspiration to VentureBeat Key Points: Unbelievable...
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Eggheads from Texas Stick EEG Into a VR Headset: Taking Virtual Reality to New Levels of Pointless Brain Monitoring

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Eggheads from Texas Stick EEG Into a VR Headset Summary For Those Who Can’t Read...
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Loser Congress Flops Again on Privacy: Their Pompous Attempt to Tussle with AI

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Loser Congress Tries To Wrangle AI Growth, Flops Again On Privacy Pompous Politicians Attempt A...
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Captain Obvious Strikes Again: Salesforce Unveils Einstein Studio, Because AI Wasn’t Already a Thing

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Captain Obvious Invents Something We Already Had: Salesforce’s Einstein Studio Salesforce, in all their infinite...
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Another Day, Another Dollar for OpenAI as it Unveils its Excessively Trademarked GPT-5 I have to hand it to OpenAI, they sure know how to prioritize: first, trademark the next underwhelming language model, then maybe focus on actually delivering innovative AI. It’s almost impressive how they’ve mastered the art of profiting before producing anything of substance. But hey, who needs groundbreaking advancements when you can monopolize the conversation bot market instead? The Future of AI: Broken Promises, Greed, and GPT-5 Get ready for more of the same from OpenAI – more grandiose claims about AI solving all of humanity’s problems, conveniently accompanied by intrusive ads. Don’t hold your breath for that climate change-solving, cancer-curing, and coffee-brewing AI, though. OpenAI seems to be more interested in securing their profits than making genuine contributions to the field. Thanks, but No Thanks, OpenAI: Trademarks Won’t Trick Us Sure, OpenAI, keep filing those trademarks while the rest of us wait for real advancements. It’s clear where your priorities lie – milking the AI hype for all it’s worth. We could have been living in a world of true AI innovation, but instead, we’re stuck with empty promises and flamboyantly trademarked products. Bravo, OpenAI. Bravo.

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Another Day, Another Dollar for OpenAI as it Greedily Files for GPT-5 Trademark Looks like...
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Lazy Humans Need AI to Do Their Homework (And Who Can Blame Them) Scrolling Through Endless Data Wasn’t Enough, huh? Insilico Medicine Thinks They Can Outsmart Humans with Their Fancy AI Program You Thought Consequences Were a Thing of the Past? Brace Yourselves for Inefficiency, Courtesy of inClinico Here’s My Hot, Sizzling Take: AI Predictions in Healthcare, Because Human Intelligence Just Isn’t Cutting It So, Insilico Medicine Thinks AI Can Replace Human Decisions in Healthcare, How Adorable!

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Lazy Humans need AI to do their Homework Scrolling Through Endless Data Wasn’t Enough, huh?...
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Big Bad Microsoft Burns Cortana at the Stake: Yet Another Tech Flop

adminAugust 4, 2023(0)
Big Bad Microsoft Burns Cortana at the Stake Summary of Yet Another Tech Flop Well...
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