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AI News

“Congressional Staffers Diving into AI: A Comedy of Errors in the Making”

Spoiled Brats from Congress Dip Their Toes into AI Summary of the Affair Next week...

AI: The Fool’s Gold Rush and the Abysmal Failure to Fix Your Email Habits

AI Transforming Into a Gold Rush Equivalent, And No, It Won’t Fix Your Abysmal Email...

SEC’s Hilarious Revelation: AI Is Worth Their Attention

Mamma Mia, SEC Does a U-Turn From Cryptocurrency to AI SEC’s Captain Obvious Discovers AI...

Tromzo Secures $8 Million in Seed Round: Investors Clearly Don’t Know Better

This Just In: Tromzo Fools Investors Oh boy, it looks like Tromzo, the not-so-shiny, not-so-new...

Datadog Jumps on the AI Bandwagon with OpenAI: Let the Headaches Begin

Brace Yourselves: Datadog Decides to Jump on AI Bandwagon with OpenAI Nobody-asked-for-it Summary So, our...

Move Over, Pathetic Text-Based AI: Video-Based AI Will Be the New Pain in the Behind

Move Over, Pathetic Text-Based AI, Video-Based AI Will Be The New Pain In The Behind...

Robots: From Financial Fiasco to Profit Machine – A Grim Look at our Robotic Dependence

Rust Buckets on Wheels Now Affect Your Bottom Line From Fiasco to Fortune: The U-shaped...

Stop the Presses! Nerds Play with Overpriced Graphics Card – Silicon Valley Gets Their Panties in a Knot

Stop The Presses, Nerds Play With Overpriced Graphics Card Summary: Silicon Valley Gets Their Panties...

Tel Aviv’s Hailo Dumps New ‘Innovations’ on Us: Prepare for Even More Pointless Tech Disappointments

Tel Aviv’s Hailo Dumps New ‘Innovations’ on Us Hailo, an attention-seeking company based in Tel...

Jerihoho Security: Latecomers Raise Chump Change for Dumb “Fight AI with AI” Idea

Well, Well, Look Who’s Late to the Party Jerihoho Security Raises Chump Change For Dumb...

Another Miracle Technology That Will Probably Fail to Save the World

Another BS Technology Statement Alert Summary of Nonsense So some genius has apparently come up...

Chip-Powered Virtual Crap: How Media and Entertainment is Ruined by Unrealistic Filmmaking

Chip-Powered Virtual Crap Altering Media and Entertainment Listen up slack-jaws, your precious ‘media and entertainment’...