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AMD’s CEO Lisa Su Peeks Into Her Crystal Ball, Predicts PC Market Growth (But Don’t Hold Your Breath)
AMD’s CEO Lisa Su Pulls Out Her Crystal Ball, Predicts PC Market Growth Oh, joy!...
AMD’s Pathetic Party: Revenue Plunges and Investors Delude Themselves
AMD’s Pity Party: Revenue Plummets and Investors Celebrate Brutal Summary of the “Good News” Advanced...
Brace Yourselves: Wisecut AI Promises to Save Video Editors from Themselves
Brilliant! Now We Have Another AI to Tell Us How to Do Our Jobs: Wisecut...
Robust Mules Chasing AI Carrots: A Harsh Reality Check for Aspiring Entrepreneurs
Robust Mules Chasing AI Carrots In a Nutshell for you Nitwits Yawn, oh what a...
Just What We Needed: VAST Data’s Allegedly Groundbreaking Data Management Garbage
Just What We Needed: Another Tech Company Promising the Moon VAST Data Unleashes Allegedly Groundbreaking...
Behold, Yet Another Useless Gizmo: The Avatar SDK Deep Fake Detector
Behold, Yet Another Useless Gizmo: The Avatar SDK Deep Fake Detector Fakes vs. Photo: Round...
Lab Rats Unveil HADAR: Heat-Assisted Detection and Ranging – A Slightly Less Useless Invention
Lab Rats Develop Heat-Assisted Detection and Ranging (HADAR) Hey genius. Listen up. Some garage-dwelling engineers...
CoreWeave: From Unknown to “Innovative” AI Startup – Riding the Hype Wave
CoreWeave: Surfing on the AI Hype Wave CoreWho? Previously Unknown, Now in the Spotlight Thanks...
No More Friends? Chat with AI Instead: Meta’s Lazy Attempt at Avatars
No More Friends? Chat with AI Instead Meta’s Lazy Attempt at Avatars Brace yourselves for...
A16z Games’ “Speedrun” Accelerator: Another Insufferably Predictable Startup Fairytale
A16z Games Acts Clever with a Fake Runner’s High The Great Brochure-readers at A16z Games...
YouTube’s Pathetic Attempt at Relevance: Auto-Generated Video Summaries with AI
YouTube Tests Auto-Generated Video Summaries Because Humans Clearly Aren’t Enough Cross-eyed YouTube Can’t Do Its...
The Shocking Descent of Fiverr: Embracing Soulless AI Over Human Creativity
Layman’s Version: Desperate Fiverr Grabs onto AI Hype Just the Facts (Because You Obviously Cannot...