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Groundbreaking Stuff: Neon Shamelessly Copies Every Serverless Cloud Service Out There
Groundbreaking Stuff: Neon Copies Every Serverless Cloud Service Out There Neon’s Big Bet on Boring...
Meta’s Embarrassing Attempt: “Human-Like” AI Chatbots in a Desperate Plea for Users
Meta desperately attempts to retain users with “human-like” AI chatbots Company loses appeal, resorts to...
Generative AI’s Latest Trick: Manufacturing Bullshit More Effectively – A Dystopian Adventure in Deception
Generative AI’s Latest Trick: Manufacturing Bullshit More Effectively Summary for the Too-Lazy-To-Read Imagine a world...
Chatbots Gone Rogue: Another AI Failure that Proves Your Limited Understanding
Big News, Another AI failure: Chatbots Going Off the Rails Short Overview of What Your...
AI’s Got a New Playground: Marketing and Sales (and it’s as unsurprising as it gets)
I Dare You to Be Surprised: AI is Now Slithering Around in Marketing and Sales...
OpenAI’s Half-Assed Attempt at Democratizing AI with Upwork “Experts”
OpenAI Conjuring Up Half-Baked AI Wizards on Upwork Oh wow, here’s a shocker. OpenAI, in...
AI and Automation: The Lazy Man’s Security – Saving Corporate Couch Potatoes from Costly Data Breaches
AI and Automation: The Lazy Man’s Security Boy, do I have news for you. As...
Clunky Robots “Upgraded” with DeepMind’s Pathetic Robotics Transformer 2
Clunky robots get an upgrade: Robotics Transformer 2 DeepMind’s sorry attempt at innovation Oh joy!...
MIT Brainiacs Unleash PhotoGuard: Debunking Our “Feeble” Eyesight
MIT Boffins Find New Ways to Screw Over the Human Eye “Invisible” My Ass: The...
Pathetic Dell’s Feeble Attempt at Innovation: A Laughable Disgrace
Pathetic Dell Makes a Feeble Attempt at Innovation Dell’s Dismal Attempt at Being Relevant As...
Lazy Students Served by Smarter-than-Them AI: GPT-3 Crushes Logic Problems
Lazy Students Played by Your Friendly Neighbourhood AI, GPT-3 AI Kickin’ Undergraduates Asses in Logic...
The Pathetic “Revolution” of the Shape-Shifting Table: A Detailed Dissection of Useless Innovation
Shape-Shifting Table, Sad Excuse for Entertainment Detailed Dismantling of This “Revolutionary” Rubbish Alright chuckleheads, listen...