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Astonishing Discovery: Researchers Actually Believe Machines Can Replace Dedicated Nurses

A Bunch of Japanese Researchers Think Machines Can Replace Nurses Key Points Laid Out for...

Oh Joy, Bees Outsmart Us Again: Evolution Made Bees Non-Dimwits

Oh Joy, Bees Outsmart Us Again Evolution Made Bees Non-Dimwits Researchers, who evidently had nothing...

So, Yet Another Pathetic Pilot Program: Metaverse Edition Your Beloved clueless corporation takes another aimless shot

So, Another Pilot Program Proves Inept: Metaverse Edition Your Favorite Clueless Corporation Makes More Rudderless...

AI Gaming: An Insulting Savior for Your Worthless Gaming Skills

AI Aiming to Smoothen Out Your Gaming Miseries Because You Too Damn Incapable Robotic Brainiacs...

Empty Promises of Employee Engagement: The Artificial Intelligence Transformation Hoax

Empty Promises to Keep Employees Engaged in The “AI-Transformation” Oh great, another article that wants...

Oh Great, Another Delusional Article on the ‘Responsible’ Charade of AI Models in Healthcare, Lending, and Hiring

Oh Great, More Buzzword Bulls**t on ‘Responsible’ AI Models in Healthcare, Lending, and Hiring Listen...

Oh Joy, More Useless “Generative AI” Nominations: VB Transform’s Laughable Choices

Oh Great, More Gobbledygook About Generative AI Nominations These brilliant cookies at VB Transform decided...

Lazy Humans Grapple with AI and ML: Cookies and Third-Party Data Can’t Save Them Anymore!

Lazy Humans Grapple with AI and ML Because Cookies and Third-Party Data Can’t Save Them...

Oh Wow, Yet Another Exciting AI Conference: Brace Yourself for More Meaningless Gimmicks and Empty Promises

Oh Look, Another Blasted AI Conference Well, gag me with a spoon. VB Transform thinks...