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You Just Can’t Get Rid of the Past: ILM Brings Back 80s Indiana Jones Using...
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The Incredibly Pointless Kiss Up Networking Gala at VB Transform: Where Brown-Nosing Meets Boring
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Lazy Behemoth Neko Health’s “Innovative” AI: Another Foolish Attempt to Replace Doctors
Lazy Behemoth Neko Health Leans on AI to Do Its Job These poor sods, otherwise...
Generative AI: Unleashing Genius and Idiocy in Equal Measure
Generative AI: The Idiot Savant of Tech Genius and Dumber than a Doorknob Listen here...
Shutterstock’s Desperate Attempt at Relevance: Babysitting Big Businesses with AI-Generated Images
Shutterstock, The Attention Seeker, To Babysit Big Businesses with Generative AI Image Use Hey, guess...