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A Pathetic Attempt at Innovation: Deepdub’s Garbage AI Dubbing Now Available in 65 Languages!
A Whole New Level of Audio Garbage From Deepdub Oh wow, isn’t this just dazzling!...
Tech Titans Hinton and Altman: Unleash AI Armageddon and Then Play Nanny
Alert the Media: “Godfather of AI” Fears His Own Frankenstein Summary: Paranoid Tech Moguls Invent...
Artificial Insecurity: Get Over Yourself, AI – The Sad Implications of AI Narcissism and a Hot Take on This Digital Dumbness
Artificial Insecurity: Get Over Yourself, AI In the latest pathetic delve into the ever-current “crisis”...
Just When You Thought Venture Capital Couldn’t Get Any Slower, Prepare for More Yawns and Turtles Racing Snails
Just When You Thought Venture Capital Couldn’t Get Any Slower… An Analogy of a Turtle...
Pathetic Corporate Strategists Finally Acknowledge Importance of AI
Hey Genius, AIs are Important, says Corporate Strat-bots Pathetic Premonitions: Corporates Fawning Over AI Oh...
Overeager Business Buffoons Predict Generative AI Takeover: A Delusional Quest for Corporate Irrelevance
Overeager Business Buffoons Predict Generative AI Takeover In a cringe-worthy display of naivety, around 90%...
Grasping AI Science: Another ‘Groundbreaking’ Step Forward, But Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Graspable Science Breakthrough or Shoehorned Propaganda? Blatant Recap of What You Just Read Well, if...
NYC Puts a Leash on AI Employment Tools: Finally, Someone Wakes Up to the Danger of Unchecked Algorithms!
NYC Puts a Leash on AI Employment Tools NYC Shakes Up the AI World with...
Unleashing the Blah Blah of Generative AI on the Ignorant Masses
Unleashing the Blah Blah of Generative AI on the Ignorant Masses Summary of this Drivel...
Unbelievable! Chatbots: the Surprising New Overlords of Mental Health Counseling, Education, and Politics
Unbelievable, Chatbots Are Good At Unexpected Things Now Apparently News Summary, Unfortunately Great news for...
Google’s AI Delusions: Another Mind-Numbing Report
Google Spews More AI Propaganda ‘Enlightening’ Report by Google Well, well, well… Google decided to...
AI to the Rescue: GPT-4, the Phony Seeing Eye Dog
Even Robots Are Doing Charity Now: GPT-4 to the Rescue of the Differently Abled GPT-4...