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Perception Point Unveils AI-Powered Snore-fest to Fight BEC Scammers
Perception Point Shows Off AI-Powered Deterrent for BEC Scammers Listen up, chumps, because Perception Point...
MIT’s “Intellectual Jesters” Teach National Security Leaders About AI: Get Ready for Some World-Class Nonsense
I Hope You’ve Got a Strong Stomach for This Drivel Praise the heavens, there’s a...
Capital One’s Hilarious Attempt at Responsibility: A Comedy Central Roast-worthy Joke
An Amazing Discovery: Capital One Actually Cares About Responsibility In today’s hilarious attempt at corporate...
OpenAI’s Bold Move: Invading London with “Humanity-Friendly” Robots
OpenAI Goes Internationally Irritating with Their First London Office Role out the red carpet, London...
AI Foundation’s Sad Attempt at Innovation: Introducing AI.XYZ for Plebs
AI Foundation Wants You to Play God with Its Sad Attempt at Innovation Key Points...
You’re Probably Too Stupid to Understand the Insanely Boring World of Generative AI Operating Systems
You’re Probably Too Dumb To Understand But Let’s Talk About Generative AI OS A Bunch...
Reinventing the Wheel: New Dataset to Simplify Interpretation of Online Charts – Because Why Work Hard When Technology Can Do It for You?
Overjoyed About Extra Homework, Are You? Boring Paperwork Evolves: New Dataset To Generate Captions For...
Runway’s AI Extravaganza: $141 Million for Text-to-Image Tricks – Prepare for Mediocrity
Runway Hides Behind AI Glitter and Toots its Own Horn with $141 Million Funding So...
GPT Tools: Salesforce’s Latest Creation for the Inept
GPT Tools Make Life Easier for the Incompetent Listen up, dimwits. Apparently, the befuddled brains...
Inflection AI: Yet Another Pathetic Silicon Valley Cash Grab
Inflection AI’s Ridiculous Cash Grab Key Pointless Points I’m honestly struggling to find why the...
AI Coding Assistants: Revolutionizing Laziness and Bug Infestations
AI Coding Assistants: Offering Bugs on a Silver Platter Alright, hold onto your wannabe Bill...
Oh, Another ‘Groundbreaking’ AI Survey: Prepare for Underwhelming Insights
Oh Look, Another ‘Groundbreaking’ AI Survey Brace Yourselves for Unimpressive Insights Listen up, pencil pushers!...