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Some ‘Brilliant’ Boston AI Startup Scrapes Together a Whopping $8.8 Million – A Tale of Mediocrity
Some AI Startup Scrapes Together Pocket Change Brilliant Boston Start-Up Barely Gets By Okay, listen...
Moody’s and Microsoft Join Forces for ‘AI Expertise’: A Desperate Duo
Moody’s and Microsoft Play Dress-up: ‘AI Experts’ Fusty financial oafs team up with tech tyrants...
Wired’s Cringe Column on Emotional Labor: A Laughable Attempt to Educate Men on Basic Caring
Wired’s Cringe Column on Emotional Labor In one of the most unbearable attempts to pander...
Ever-Creative Elves, Meet Your Replacements: Generative AI – Cheers to the Machines Writing Our Words Now
Ever-Creative Elves, Meet Your Replacements: Generative AI Cheers to the Machines Writing Our Words Now...
Oracle’s Half-Baked Attempt to Stay Relevant – Fusion Cloud HCM: A Desperate AI Upgrade in Disguise
Oracle’s Latest Half-Baked Attempt to Stay Relevant – Fusion Cloud HCM Summary So Dull You...
“Oh, Look! Another Meaningless Tech Event: The Self-Important ‘Generative AI Revolution’ and Their Fancy Awards” An Absolute Revolution, Really? Don’t Hold Your Breath Let the eye-roll commence: VentureBeat’s Transform and their overhyped awards
“Oh, Look! Another Meaningless Tech Event” Sure, why not throw another tech event into the...
Cody 5.1: The Brilliant AI Babysitter for Incompetent Coders
Cody 5.1: Another Useless Coding “Assistant” Upgraded Tech Garbage Today our great tech overlords at...
Mage: The AI Wonderkid that Does It All (and Won’t Let You Forget It)
MAGE, The New Kid on the Block that Does Too Much Stuff Summary of This...
“Google Cloud’s Feeble Attempt at Generative AI: Too Little, Too Late”
Google Cloud Dabbles in Generative AI for Businesses: What’s the Big Deal? Well, Well, Look...
“Lazy Researchers Finally Manage to Achieve Quantum Speedup (Big Whoop)”
Big Whoop, Quantum Speedup Finally Beats Classical Computers Lazy Researchers Squeeze Out a Quantum Win...
“Scientists Discover the Obvious: Sponges Improve Robot Grasping Ability – Are They Finally Catching Up to Toddlers?”
Scientists Discover the Obvious: Sponges Help Robots Grab Stuff New Breakthrough: A Squishy Sponge Fixes...
Google Workspace and Typeface: A Match Made in Mediocrity
Google Workspace Gets Cozy with Typeface for Dumb Enterprise AI Use Cases Some Airhead Partnership...