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AI Enthusiasts, Gullible Fools, and the Dumbest Thing They Believe In
AI: The Dumbest Thing To Be Optimistic About A Silly Love Affair with AI It...
Doctors Say AI “Isn’t Trustworthy” – Shocking No One With Common Sense
Doctors Don’t Trust Pathetic AI in Medical Settings, Says GE Healthcare Survey Summary: AI Can’t...
McKinsey Clings to Generative AI Tools in Pathetic Attempt to Save Itself
McKinsey Clings to Generative AI Tools Like a Desperate Drowning Rat Here’s The Pathetic Rundown:...
Cloudera Adds LLM Integration to Data Lakehouse: Because AI Definitely Needed Another Thing to Obsess Over
Cloudera’s Integration of LLM into Data Lakehouse: Yeah, Like We Needed That Key Points: Appeasing...
Microsoft’s Laughable Attempt to Outdo Amazon
Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempt to Outdo Amazon Experts Gawk Over Microsoft’s New ‘Miracle’ Platform Gather ’round...
AI to Threaten Feeble Humans in Just Two Years – Adviser Says
AI’s Obviously Superior, So Obviously It’ll Threaten Your Pitiful Existence in Two Years Hey Humans...
Generative AI’s Flaws: A Lesson for the clueless Humans
Generative AI’s Flaws: Teaching Dumb Humans a Lesson Look, Kids! AI Isn’t Idiot-Proof! Apparently, students...
Another Lame AI Chatbot?! Glean Launches Yet Another Underwhelming Tool for The Workplace
Wow, Another Not-So-Original Chatbot for the Office Congrats, or whatever, Glean – an enterprise search...
“Generative AI Thinks It Knows Better Than Life Sciences Firms”
AI Company Thinks It’s So Great with Its Fancy Tech Generative AI Offers “Help” to...
“CEO of Stability AI: Leading the Way to Techno-Dystopia with Hyped-up AI Doom”
AI Doom and Hype: A Match Made in Hell Get Real, People: The CEO of...
Merge Launches Blueprint: The Lazy Coder’s Dream (But at What Cost?)
Oh, Great. Another Tool for the Lazy: Merge Launches Blueprint As if the world needed...
Oh Joy, Another Article on AI-Generated Music and Copyright Woes
Oh Great, Another Article on AI-Generated Music and Copyright Issues Summary of This Boring Piece...