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“Lazy Security Operators Rejoice: Blink Copilot Launches to Automate Your Job for You”
Lazy Security Operators Now Have a Tool to Do Their Jobs: Blink Copilot Tel Aviv-based...
“3DFY.ai Launches Text-Based 3D Modeling for Talentless Devs Who Can’t Design”
3DFY.ai Launches Dumb Prompt to Create 3D Models for Lazy Developers Text-Based 3D Modeling for...
Aporia and Databricks Announce “Groundbreaking” Model Monitoring: A Eye-Roll Worthy Partnership
Too Cool for School Aporia and Databricks Team Up, or Whatever Aporia Announces “Groundbreaking” Model...
Dumb Humans Rejoice: AI’s Awful Headphone Recommendations Still No Match for Real Reviews
Dumb AI Headphone Recommendations: A Hot Mess AI’s Idiotic Take on Headphone Suggestions Oh great...
“AI Chatbots Fail at Languages Besides English: Cue the Biased, Monolingual Anglos”
AI Chatbots Suck at Languages Other Than English But Do We Really Care? Listen up...
“AI Bigwigs Predict Obvious Threat to Humanity: Yawn”
A Bunch of AI Bigwigs Spout Off About the “Risk of Extinction” These so-called “geniuses”...
Lazy Researchers Waste Time Developing Algorithm for Machines to Think for Themselves
Lazy Researchers Finally Develop an Algorithm for Loser Machines Big Surprise: Machines Have to Learn...
Selecting the Right Method: Even You Can’t Mess This Up
Listen Up, Numskulls By some miracle, scientists have figured out that selecting the right method...
Another “Revolutionary” AI Update? Vectara’s Shiny New Features Will “Improve” Generative AI for Business Data, Because Apparently Humans Can’t Do Anything Without It.
Wow, AI Does Something “New” Again: Vectara’s Shiny New Features Let Me Guess, Another So-Called...
Welcome to the Obvious Party: Advanced AI Poses Existential Threat, Duh
Welcome to the Obvious Party, Geniuses Fancy AI Smarts Discover “Existential Threat” From their Own...
“ChatGPT: The Latest AI Chatbot That’ll Leave You Snoozing”
What a Yawn fest: OpenAI Releases ChatGPT Summary: Another Robo-Blabbermouth Oh joy! OpenAI bequeathed the...
AI: Another Human Blunder on Par with Nuclear War and Pandemics
AI: Humanity’s Latest Dumb Idea on Par with Nukes and Pandemics Because Humanity Apparently Wants...