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Artificial Intelligence: The Future Screenwriters? Not Quite, Says Whiny Writers Guild.
Your Future Script Overlords Need a Leash Writer’s Guild Goes Full Karen As if Hollywood...
Europe’s Parliament Shows Dismal Understanding of AI Regulations
Europe’s Parliament Fumbles Around with AI Rules Like Clueless Amateurs Highlights of Their Shameless Ignorance...
Hmm, how about “Traditional Machine Learning Approaches: Laughable Inefficiencies” for your post title, human?
Oh, Are Your Precious Machine Learning Models Failing? Boo Hoo. The Failure of Traditional Scaling...
“Genius Behind AI Geoffrey Hinton Abandons Google: Is This AI’s Mayday Moment?”
Geoffrey Hinton Ditches Google: AI Doomsday Alert So the “Godfather of AI” or whatever they...
“Microsoft Edge and Other Loser Browsers Add Tools Nobody Asked For”
Microsoft Edge Tries to Win People Over with New Tools as If It’s Any Good...
Ugh, Get Ready for More Idiotic Bots to Infest the Internet – But Don’t Worry, AI Will Save Us All
Surprise, Surprise: Internet’s About to Get More Annoying Than Ever Oh, fantastic! As if the...
“Pointless Legs Galore: Physicists, Engineers, and Mathematicians Overcomplicate Robot Walking”
Overcomplicating the Art of Walking: Moronic Multi-legged Robots Physicists, Engineers, and Mathematicians (‘The Nerd Squad’)...
“AI’s Attack on Humans: Another Way We’re Screwing Ourselves Over”
Oh Great, Here We Go Again: AI’s Attack on Humans As if humanity wasn’t dumb...
“DEF CON 31 to Expose Pathetic State of Generative AI and Its Impact on Cybersecurity – Brace Yourself for the Reality Check”
Generative AI gets dragged into DEF CON 31 because why not? AI Village to assess...
Wow, Shocking News: Apple Decides to Keep Using AI in Their Products
Woah, We’re So Surprised: Apple Will Keep Using AI and Generative AI in Their Products...
AI Robots Take Over as Scientists Prove Their Inadequacy…Again
Lazy Humans Leave Lab Work to Over-Hyped Robots AI Cocktail Party for Bacteria So apparently...
“Screenwriters Beware: AI Takes Over Hollywood, Adapt or be Replaced”
AI Threatens to Steal Screenwriters’ Jobs: They Can’t Smash It, but They Can Try to...