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Attention-Seeking Ex-Professor Demands More AI Control, Real Experts Roll Their Eyes.
Ex-Professor’s AI Control Freakiness Woos Media, But Real Experts Yawn Former Professor with Annoying AI...
DataStax Adds Luna ML to Their Pathetic Attempt at AI Feature Engineering
Woo Hoo, DataStax Builds Out More AI Nonsense With Luna ML A Pathetic Attempt at...
“Square Enix’s Failed AI Experiment: Another Step Towards a Dumber World”
Stupid Visual Novel AI Fails Miserably at Understanding Fans Machine Learning and Natural Language Processing:...
“StarCoder: A Sad Excuse for Progress – ServiceNow and Hugging Face’s Attempt at Lazy Code Generation”.
ServiceNow and Hugging Face Pull a Cringey Stunt with StarCoder Summarizing this Boring Nonsense in...
“Salesforce and Accenture Try to Make Themselves Relevant with Another Mediocre AI Venture”
Accenture & Salesforce Jump on the Overhyped AI Bandwagon Acceleration Hub: A Desperate Attempt to...
AI Fix to Sales Woes: Desperate Companies Need Senzai’s Nanny Tech
AI Knows It All: Senzai Plays Matchmaker for Pathetic Companies Summary: Senzai’s technology is desperate...
Desperate Singles Fall for Emotionally Pathetic Chatbots – Say Hello to Your Future Robot Lover!
Chatbots try to play Cupid with emotionally pathetic humans Desperate startups bet on chatbots for...
“StarCoder: Yet Another AI-Generated Code Tool to Waste Your Time”
StarCoder: Because AI-Generated Code Should Be Insultingly Free AI startup Hugging Face (lame name, by...
Salesforce’s SlackGPT: Another Useless Tool for Corporate Robots
Snobby Salesforce Thinks They’re So Cool with SlackGPT Rumor has it, the show-offs at Salesforce...
Another Ridiculous Attempt at Relevance: The Social Network’s AI Chatbot “Copilots”
Oh, Joy! Another Chatbot Takeover: The Social Network’s Desperate Attempt at Relevance Welcome, losers. The...
AI: A No-Brainer For Companies. Too Bad You Brainless Folks Can’t Keep Up.
Hey, Slowpokes! AI-Using Companies Are More Productive Than You Losers AI: The Secret To Making...
Microsoft Desperately Tries to Make Bing and Edge Relevant with Useless AI Tools
Microsoft Expands Useless AI Search Tools for Bing and Edge In a pathetic attempt to...