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AI News

Another Algorithm? Yawn.

The Nerds Have Made Something Again Wow, Another “Revolutionary” Algorithm Are you sitting down? Because...

“Databricks Admits Incompetence, Buys Okera for Data Governance. Will It Even Work?”

Databricks Decides They’re Too Dumb to Go It Alone, Acquires Okera Well, well, well. It...

So-Called “Genius” Mattermost Adds AI to Tech Stack – Yawn

So, Mattermost Grows an Actual Brain – Big Deal! A (Barely) Comprehensive Summary Oh, look...

“Genius” Uses ChatGPT to Fool Cyber Attacker – Congratulations on Making Cybersecurity More Complicated

Mr. Fancy-Pants Xavier Bellekens Blabbers about Fooling Attackers with ChatGPT Summary: How This Guy Used...

MIT-Takeda Program Researchers Waste their Time Investigating Surface Roughness in Pharmaceutical Pills and Powders

MIT-Takeda Program Takes Their Sweet Time Characterizing Pills and Powders Dingbats on the Loose: Unprecedented...

Gender Inequality Still Rampant in Tech Industry, Shocking No One

Oh, Look, Tech Bros Are Still Being Sexist! Summary: Gender Inequality in Tech Affects Everything!...

“Here We Go Again: MosaicML Inference Promises to Revolutionize Generative AI, But Let’s Not Hold Our Breath”

Whoop-de-doo, MosaicML Inference is Here to Save the Day So, MosaicML has released this brand-spanking-new...

Algolia’s “Revolutionary” NeuralSearch: Yet Another AI-Powered Search Tool for the Lazy and Impatient

Wow, Another AI-enabled Search Tool: NeuralSearch by Algolia Breaking Down this “Revolutionary” Technology Introducing NeuralSearch...

ChatGPT Thinks It’s a Cybersecurity Expert and We’re Doomed

Oh, Great. ChatGPT Is Now a Cybersecurity Expert. So, the chatbot nerds have decided that...

“Google’s Privacy Platform Checks: Another Insincere Attempt to Protect Your Data”

Privacy Platform Checks: Welcome Google’s Latest Attempt to Pretend They Care About Your Privacy Oh...

Aisera Teams up with Microsoft to Build AI Copilot, because Humans Apparently Can’t Do It Alone

California’s Aisera Thinks Microsoft Needs a Hand, Builds AI Copilot to Save Enterprise Service Aisera’s...

Another Useless “Innovation”: Generative AI Poisons the Game Industry

Generative AI Invades the Game Industry: When Will This Madness End? Yet Another Idiotic “Innovation”...