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Honeycomb’s Query Assistant: Enabling The Incompetent Engineer
Wow, Engineers Need Plain English Now? Honeycomb’s Pathetic New “Query Assistant” Capability Apparently, engineers are...
“AI ‘Godfather’ finally wakes up to the dangers of his creation and ditches Google like a sinking ship”
AI ‘godfather’ can’t stand it anymore, abandons Google like a sinking ship Godfather of AI...
“How Accenture’s ‘Reinventing’ Strategies are Just Another Soulless Attempt at Operational Maturity”
Operations Reinventors: The Fancy Schmancy Report You Didn’t Know You Needed How to Achieve Hypnotizing...
AMD Earnings Report: Sales Slump Confirms Company’s Tech Inferiority
Advanced Micro Mediocrity’s Earnings Report Reveals Sluggish Sales Revenue Dips as PC Market Naps Looks...
Seriously? An Armband Touch Screen? Just Use Your Keyboard Like a Normal Person
You Wanted an Armband Touch Screen? Go Buy a New Shirt Roll up Your Sleeves...
“Lab Rats Develop ‘Fancy’ Neural Network for Pathogen Detection (Because Our Bodies Aren’t Good Enough)”
Oh, Look. A “Fancy” Neural Network for Pathogen Detection Lab Rats Create Deep Neural Network...
“Introducing Grok: The Infantilizing AI Assistant for Incompetent Developers”
Hey, losers! The not-so-new thing called Grok is here. Yawn. Something uselessly called Grok? The...
Wow, 20 Papers? Who Cares? Nvidia Thinks They’re Impressive, We’re Unimpressed
Like We Care: Nvidia Graphics Research Shows Off 20 Papers at SIGGRAPH When One Just...
“ChatGPT Brain Surgery: Helping Incompetent Humans Talk to Machines About Data (But Don’t Get Your Hopes Up)”
Chatbot Gets a Brain Surgery to Babble about Databases Pathetic Humans Need to Chat with...
Twilio Segment’s State of Personalization Report: Stating the Obvious in the Most Condescending Way Possible
Twilio Segment’s Useless Annual Report on Personalization Key Points for Those Who Couldn’t Be Bothered...
“Data Science: The Only Practical Career Path, According to the Almighty Experts”
Look at Mr. Smarty-Pants over Here Choosing Data Science: A Decision Made by a Rare...
Chemix Raises $10M to Reinvent Batteries: Good Luck With That
Software-Defined Battery Morons Raise $10M in Seed Round Chemix: The Idiots Who Think They Can...