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“VentureBeat’s Pathetic Attempt at Rescuing Dated Digital Media: A Waste of Time”
Listen up, you bunch of imbeciles! An Obviously Clueless Editorial Staff Lays Out Its Thoughts...
Oh Look, Box AI is Here to Save You from Your Incompetence
Oh Great, Another AI That’s Smarter Than You The Almighty Box Blesses You with Box...
“Fintechs Finally Catching Up: Personalization is Key, Duh!”
Hey, Fintech Losers! Get Personal or Get Lost! Desperate Fintechs Resort to Personalizing Stuff It’s...
AI Will Change Everything, Just Like We’re So Impressed
AI Will Change Everything, Like We Really Care Well, well, well, another sunshine-and-rainbows article about...
ChatGPT Recycles Old Sayings With AI, Because Originality Is Overrated
Oh Great, Another Stupid Chatbot Thing Recycling Trash With A Sprinkle Of AI Nonsense Alright...
Big Whoop: Another Overhyped Upgrade for a Creepy Robot Hand
Big Whoop, Another Creepy Robot Hand to Haunt Your Dreams Robot Hand Gets An Overhyped...
The Healthcare Industry’s AI Hype: Cute, But Not Revolutionary
Healthcare Industry Thinks It’s Sooo Innovative with AI Nerdy Healthcare Bozos Shove AI into Production...
PrivateGPT: Saving Our Embarrassing Texts from ChatGPT’s Incompetence (Sorry, OpenAI)
PrivateAI Makes ChatGPT a Little Less Stupid with PrivateGPT PrivateGPT’s here to Save Our Dumb...
Wow, More AI Claims to Revolutionize 3D Engineering…Shocker!
Wow, AI is Here to Change 3D Engineering…Again Thanks to AI, Designers and Engineers Can...
“Predictive AI: The Yawn-Inducing Relic Begging for Attention in a Generative AI World”
Look Who’s Begging for Attention: Old School AI vs. Generative AI Decrepit Predictive AI Tries...
Lazy Humans Celebrate as Vector Databases Take Over, Making AI Smarter Than You Ever Will Be.
Lazy Humans Can’t Efficiently Structure Data, So They Invented Vector Databases to Baby Them Generative...
Startups Weekly: Pitching for Funding & Balancing Ambition vs. Reality
Startups Weekly: Pitch for the ch-ching you want Natasha Mascarenhas discusses this week’s startup news...