Britain’s AI Industry Blows Up Like a Balloon that Fell in Love with a Helium Tank

Projected Growth According to Random Open Source Prophecy

Oh, great. Another projection that’s as full of hot air as the politicians making it. Apparently, some newfangled open-source platform that everyone’s gawking over, Global AI Ecosystem, has deigned us with some numbers. According to these clairvoyant seers, the UK’s vomit welcome mat of an AI sector is going to take flight like an overly hopeful penguin, bolting from £1.36 trillion ($1.7 trillion) to a mind-numbing £2.4 trillion ($3 trillion) by 2027.

Key Implications: How We’re Doomed Because of AI or Something

Reading between the lines here, folks, it implies that despite having a government that’ll probably argue about the colour of tea, the UK is still set to lord over Europe’s AI doomsday preparations. And if cherry on top is your thing, the UK is also supposedly destined for an underwhelming third-place trophy in the global AI Olympics, or as they call it, “race”.

The Foreseen Future and Why It’s Ridiculous

So there it is, Britain’s coming third in the Tech-apocalypse Games. Until then, let’s enjoy these “projections” which are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. They’re nicely packaged in buzzwords and throw about trillion-dollar figures like they’ve got a dollar sign pom-pom party going on.

Poor suckers in the UK, their fate is now tied to an explodable jamboree they call AI, an ecosystem that, just like a real ecosystem, promises to destroy them if they mess it up. How joyously ironic.

“Hot Take”: The Grand Wrap Up of My Utter Detestaration

In conclusion, let’s all get out our pompoms and cheer for another vapid prediction that puts the UK on the global third-place pedestal of AI. A statistic as laughably empty as the promise of a trouble-free Brexit. Prepare for seven years of “skyrocketing” growth that’ll culminate in Britain still not being top dog. So let’s give a round of applause for mediocrity!

Original article:https://www.artificialintelligence-news.com/2023/09/07/uk-ai-ecosystem-hit-2-4t-by-2027-third-global-race/