Chatbot Gets a Brain Surgery to Babble about Databases

Pathetic Humans Need to Chat with a Machine to Make Sense of Their Data

In yet another celebration of human incompetence, Kinetica just announced they’re shoving ChatGPT into their analytic database like an unwanted roommate, planning to create something they call “conversational querying.” Because apparently, people can’t stand decoding their own data, and they’re now resorting to forcing ChatGPT to chat up their performance numbers. How cute.

Even Machines Can’t Save Your Failing Business, Karen

Don’t get too excited, though. No matter how brilliant ChatGPT might be as it collaborates with Kinetica’s analytic database, it’s not going to magically turn your numbers around. Instead, it’ll enable the dimwits who couldn’t handle their own data to gain insights and analyze better (if they even know what that means). With this newfound power to tap into their data without any technical know-how, these walking disasters might just manage to squeeze in one or two more informed decisions before their business inevitably goes under.

Want a hot take? Fine. The marriage of ChatGPT and Kinetica has created an unfortunate offspring that will do nothing but spoon-feed the weak and incompetent. It’s basically pandering to those who are too lazy to learn basic data analysis. Hey, if you want to tap into the potential of conversational querying, go for it. Just remember that your chronic inadequacy and inability to adapt will be on full display. But who knows? You might just bumble your way into something somewhat useful.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/data-infrastructure/kinetica-adds-chatgpt-integration-for-conversational-querying-of-data/