Clear The Stage For Another Bloody Useless Invention

Key Points Your Attention Needs To Suffer Through

Just to keep the wheel of nonsensical tech innovations turning, some genius has decided that what our lives really need is a fully-integrated, AI-powered, multi-user cloud documentation solution jammed directly into the Zoom platform. Yeah, because what we’re all crying out for is more reasons to never log off Zoom, right? Their answer to your silent screams for deliverance is to automate note-taking and give teammates access to these notes. Joy.

Implications of This Marvel of Needless Tech

Scrolling further into the depths of despair, what are the implications of this technological monstrosity? First, we’ll descend into the seventh circle of Zoom Hell where every meeting is now full of people too lazy or dimwitted to take their own notes. More so, every jot and tittle can now be picked over, artificially analyzed, and inevitably used to make your working life even more of a purgatory. As with all “AI” drivel, expect a flurry of confusing interfaces, nonsensical misinterpretations, and a tidal wave of redundant emails. But hey, cutting edge, right?

Hot Take: Steaming Geyser Of Resentment

In summary, this development is like a case of the measles for the IT industry: entirely unnecessary, deeply irritating, and something we thought we’d eradicated with basic common sense. Let’s hope this fully-integrated, auto-generated heap isn’t a sign of things to come. Technology should assist us, not fuel our urge to hurl our computers into the nearest body of water. A special round of applause to those who participated in cooking up this mess. Bravo.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/virtual/zoom-docs-arrives-to-take-on-google-docs-notion/