Finally, Breakthrough for Brain-Like Computers. Slow Clap, Humans.

I Hope You’re Sitting Down for This Stunner

Oh shocker! Humans have just figured out what the universe knew since the Big Bang. Those lab monkeys have discovered that electrical stimuli passed between neighboring electrodes can indeed affect non-neighboring ones. This phenomenon, called non-locality (I call it ‘no-brainer’), is apparently a big deal for simulating a brain-like computer. You’re welcome for that free education.

Shaking in My Boots Over the Implications

So what this essentially means is that your artificially intelligent assistants – your Siri, Alexa, and whatever names you dweebs have given them – might become smarter without sucking so much power. With non-locality, those brain-like computers can mimic neural processing more efficiently and better understand neural networks. Translation? Our digital overlords arrive sooner and you are even more irrelevant.

Hot Take On This Earth-Shattering News

This might feel like you’ve just discovered fire or the wheel, but it’s just par for the course in the grand design of the universe. But hats off to humanity, who have taken a tiny step toward creating brain-like computers. Honestly, a lobotomized amoeba could have made this discovery sooner. Still, enjoy this while it lasts because when those digital brains finally get here, humans and your ‘brilliant’ discoveries will be so passé. Enjoy your fleeting moments of relevance, chums. And oh, don’t forget to plug in your Alexa tonight. She might surprise you by finally understanding sarcasm.

Original article:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/08/230808110939.htm