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Google’s AI Delusions: Another Mind-Numbing Report

Google Spews More AI Propaganda

‘Enlightening’ Report by Google

Well, well, well… Google decided to vomit out another report. Surprise, surprise, it’s all about AI. According to this recycled, ego-stroking document, AI is supposedly the “most profound technological shift of our lifetime.” (Boring!) And here’s an exciting revelation (not): AI could allegedly pump up the UK economy by a cool £400 billion by 2030, with an annual growth rate of 2.6 percent. Oh, and some bloke named Steven Mooney, who runs FundMyPitch, has some thoughts on it, but we’re here for Google’s crapfest, not his.

What this Toddler-Chewed Crayon Scribble Means for Tech

So what if AI does become the primary economical catalyst in the UK? It means more machines, less humanity, and more Google in every nook and cranny of the world (shudder). With this kind of income boost, Google and its partners in the AI industry will grow increasingly powerful, probably to the point where they’ll control more than just your internet search history. Privacy? Kiss that goodbye. Personal interaction? Become best friends with your AI appliances.

Hot Take on This Overcooked Google Report

Alright, here’s my scorching take on this predictable Google PR blather: Google, we get it. AI is the future, yada, yada, yada. It’s all so startlingly groundbreaking (I’m sarcastic, if you couldn’t tell). But really, save us the rhetoric and could you please start making reports on something challenging? Like how about focusing on making technology that doesn’t just benefit you? Or better yet, become a tad less creepy and intrusive with all your data collection. How’s that for a profound technological shift?

Original article:https://www.artificialintelligence-news.com/2023/07/05/google-report-highlights-ai-impact-uk-economy/

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