Privacy Platform Checks: Welcome Google’s Latest Attempt to Pretend They Care About Your Privacy

Oh, wonderful! Another day, another “innovative” product. This time, it’s Privacy Platform Checks announcing that it’s now a fully integrated Google crony, I mean “product”, designed to use LLMs (like we’re all supposed to know what that means) to “help” support mobile app compliance. Because, who doesn’t love the intrusive omnipresence of Google in their lives?

Implications of this Groundbreaking Nonsense

Just think about it: a privacy platform partnered with the grand master of tracking your every move like a creepy stalker. The possibilities are immeasurable! Not only does this union promise to make developers’ lives marginally less miserable, but it also assures end-users that they are safer from their data being sold to the highest bidder. You can’t make this stuff up! With LLMs, Google will now pretend to shield you from unnecessary risks, without admitting that they themselves are a considerable risk to your precious privacy.

Hot Take: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

In summary, Google has once again disguised itself as the champion of privacy, as a fox might protect a henhouse. Whatever benefits Privacy Platform Checks might have promised are now tainted with the stench of Google’s all-encroaching presence. But hey, at least they’re being “compliant,” right? Embrace the world where your every step and interest are monitored while being told they care about your privacy. How fitting!

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/security/checks-joins-google-with-llm-driven-mobile-app-compliance-scanner/