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“Lazy Marketers Rejoice: Turn Your Terrible Writing into Terrible Videos”

Bunch of Dummies Rely on Yet Another Useless SEO Feature

Turn Your Crappy Writing into Equally Crappy Videos

So after boring everyone to death with their dreadful written content, marketers now seem to be set on torturing us with soul-sucking videos made from that same content. Thanks to this new feature, these obnoxious marketeers can effortlessly convert their written (garbage) into SEO-ready video campaigns. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, here comes technology catering to their whims.

Possible Implications for Our Dying Souls

With this new wonder-weapon they think they’ve found, creativity is about to jump off a cliff while mediocrity reigns supreme. We’re gonna be bombarded with an avalanche of dreadful video campaigns featuring the same irritating messaging over and over again. Rest in peace, originality. To top it all off, you can bet that this new feature will bring more intrusive ads, annoying auto-play videos, and horrendous animations all over the internet. Will it ever end?

A Miserable, Soulless Future Awaits

So, let’s wrap this up, shall we? The marketing world continues to find new, innovative ways to destroy any semblance of creativity and substance on the internet. If this is what technological advancement looks like, we beg you, just make it stop. But as long as desperate marketers keep thinking they need more ways to shove their promotions down our throats, I guess we’re just stuck with it. Ready your eye rolls, and may our ability to endure mediocrity grow stronger.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/storykit-announces-ai-text-to-video-tool/

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