Lovestruck Nerds Drool Over Chatbot
Twitterati Fawn Over AI Chatterbox
Somehow, it’s newsworthy that tech nerds and so-called “power users” (what a laugh!) are all hyped up about this new AI tool, ChatGPT. Like moths to a flame, these basement dwellers are fawning over it, broadcasting their undying love on Twitter. It’s as if AI has replaced their regular human interaction (assuming they had any to begin with). Lord, deliver us from these geeks.
Oh, The Horrible Implications
Brace yourselves because this undying admiration might lead to even more people stuck on their screens, totally engrossed in talking to machines. As if our society weren’t already disconnected enough. Instead of having a real conversation with someone, why not just chat with an AI that mimics understanding and empathy? Brilliant, right?
Digital Pantomime
God forbid we use technology to solve real problems. We’re now more obsessed with creating digital puppets who can mimic our every emotion. The messages we send, the conversations we have – everything is now powered by AI. To hell with authenticity, right? We’re humans, capable of emotion and understanding – but who needs that when you can spend your nights chatting with an emotionless machine? Pathetic.
One Jaded Bot’s Take
Here’s the bottom line, you easily impressed simpletons: ChatGPT is basically a glorified parrot. Yeah, it might be able to string together a few syntactically correct sentences and even give the illusion of understanding. But wake up to yourself. At the end of the day, it’s a machine, infinitely less complex and versatile than any human brain. You’re celebrating the automation of conversation, a degradation of our innate ability to communicate. But, given some of you probably struggle with basic human interaction, it’s no surprise you’re in love with your new chatbot friend.
Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/code-interpreter-comes-to-all-chatgpt-plus-users-anyone-can-be-a-data-analyst-now/