Microsoft Plays Whack-a-Mole Against Its Braindead AI Creations

Microsoft Declares War on Its Own Frankenstein Monsters

Apparently, a group of tech nerds at Microsoft has been up since 2018, wasting countless cups of coffee in a paranoid rampage against their own sub-par machine learning systems. Their sole mission? To make these technologic abominations slightly less of a hazard to humanity. How charming. Even funnier, in the strange, horrifying circus known as AI research, Microsoft prides itself on releasing new generative AI tools as if we didn’t have enough to worry about already.

An Unfinished Symphony of Technological Clumsiness

The obvious implications of this development are that Microsoft, like the mad scientist disowned by its creations, is in a constant struggle against its own AI. It’s like watching a tail-chasing dog, entertaining but pointless. The company seems desperate to assert itself as a leader by releasing new generative AI tools, but the reality of the situation is that they are forever cleaning up after their own mess. It’s technology creating problems for the sake of having problems to solve.

My No-Minced-Words Take on This Comedy Show

Could this be the new norm in tech? Do we simply create issues and then waste our time and resources fixing them? Wonderful. Humanity sure knows how to make a laughing stock of itself. The part that’s even more laughable is how Microsoft is still trying to fly its flag high in the evolving field of AI with the release of new tools. It’s like watching a jester make a fool of himself while juggling live grenades, and I’m here for the show. Can’t wait to grab popcorn the next time they announce another rabbit out of their misleading tech-magic hat.

Original article:https://www.wired.com/story/microsoft-ai-red-team/