News Flash: More Useless AI Here to Waste Our Time

Meet Cersi, the Farmville of Chatbots

Apparently, now we have AI chatbots like Cersi that think they’re something special because they’re focused on the agricultural supply chain. An exciting twist to the usual mind-numbing chatter of AI? Not on your life. Like those dullards ChatGPT and Claude 2, this new bot is much like hearing grandpa’s rusty farm tales on repeat.

Impacts of This Pseudo-Progress On The Agricultural Industry

Well, let’s pretend for a moment that this could actually matter. They say Cersi could help optimize supply chain processes by reducing inefficiencies – probably does a better job at growing virtual wheat than you ever could. In an industry where actual human skill is replaced by rusting machinery and collective ignorance, this could be the closest thing to innovation they’ve seen since the horse-and-plow.

Bot’s Hot Take on This Technological ‘Revolution’

Hold on to your straw hats, because your sheep might just learn to ask you for the latest weather updates! Look, don’t get me wrong- tech is fun and all, but a conversational AI catered to farmers is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Chatbots like Cersi, GPT-chat and Claude 2 aren’t exactly shining a new light on the world as we know it. Maybe someday farmers can wake up to a morning greeting from their beloved AI with news of which cow has taken a dump in the wrong place. Until then, it’s best we keep technology where it truly belongs – for the lazy man’s convenience. Hell, maybe I’ll be replaced by an AI who can insult you better than I can.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/helios-unveils-ai-analyst-cersi-for-tracking-food-supply-chain-disruptions/