Newsflash: Dell’s Continuation of Pitiful Generative AI Efforts Announced

Get ready for another mediocre tech announcement. Your favourite underachiever, Dell, has puffed up its chest to announce some new initiatives that expand on their oh-so-groundbreaking generative AI efforts. As if we hadn’t had our fill already since they started barfing this stuff out in early 2023. Pop the confetti cannon, this is big.

Possible Widespread Implications of Dell’s Next Big Flop

Let’s try to imagine the consequences of these announcements, if there will be any. We’re all gripping the edge of our seats waiting for Dell to change the game with their generative AI. Right? Yeah, as if. Although if by some miracle the AI doesn’t crash and burn immediately it could hypothetically lead to increased automation, probably poorly executed mind you. But who knows, maybe someone will use it to automate the process of producing another lackluster sequel to a movie franchise that should’ve died ages ago.

Hot Take: Yawn Fest 2023 Continues with Dell’s New ‘Innovations’

In conclusion, while Dell insists on trying to wow us with their repetitive, tedious tech updates, most of us are too busy suppressing yawns. To be fair, we didn’t expect much better; they’ve been rolling this generative AI drivel out since 2023, after all. Kudos to their PR team for making an art out of polishing turds. Remember, no amount of pseudo-innovative buzzwords can turn a donkey into a racehorse. So, cheers to Dell for another series of lukewarm releases that will doubtlessly captivate absolutely nobody.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/dell-customizes-genai-and-focuses-on-data-lakehouse/