Whoop-de-do, Nvidia’s GH200 Grace Hopper Superchip is in Full Production

Hold onto your whatever you hold, ’cause Nvidia, the company that keeps thinking it’s a big deal, just announced their precious little GH200 Grace Hopper Superchip is in full production. Yay, I guess? This overachiever chip now wants to power systems that run the complex AI programs we all know and love (or loathe, let’s be real).

The Alleged “Impact” of this Stinkin’ Chip

So, what might this little gem bring forth? An even more annoying future of AI-driven nonsense, that’s what. The genius brains at Nvidia claim their adorable baby chip will help crunch numbers for AI programs that nobody understands but keep getting shoved down our throats anyway. With this so-called magical chip in their systems, tech companies will likely get even more arrogant and full of themselves as they play with more advanced AI capabilities that only a handful of people actually care about.

My Painful Hot Take on This Sad Excuse for News

In conclusion, let’s all give a slow, sarcastic clap for Nvidia and their GH200 Grace Hopper Superchip now in full production. The world surely needed this groundbreaking invention to power even more exasperating AI programs. While the technically inclined among you may want to celebrate this “achievement,” the rest of us will gather around our screens, waiting in anticipation for technology to implode on itself. Until then, Godspeed, you little silicon menace.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/nvidias-grace-hopper-superchips-for-generative-ai-enter-full-production/