Oh Joy, More Boring Nonsense About Our Robo Future

Summary of Whatever the Hell This Is

Alright, listen up! Apparently, some nerds are worried about technology evolving (who’d have thunk it!) and they want to keep “ethical Artificial Intelligence” at the front of our minds. Great, another gadget I can’t shut up about during dinner parties… Because clearly, we’ve solved all other world problems and now this is our biggest priority.

Considerations and Whatever

Since you begged me to pontificate more about this tech drivel, let’s. If technology continues to evolve as these keyboard jockeys predict, we’ll need to maintain some level of control on our AI contraptions. Their utopian dream of some ‘ethical’ AI feels like a nerdy sci-fi fantasy to me. But fine, I’ll humour you. So basically, even if we manage to not turn these things into soulless, money-making, people-replacing mechanisms, we need to ensure they have some morality firmware update to keep them from turning all Terminator on us.

Your Daily Dose of Snark

Well, if you’ve made it this far, congrats on your perseverance or your incredibly low standards. We’re at the end of yet another spiel about a hypothetical future full of overly intelligent toasters and driver-less cars that can’t even parallel park properly. To sum up the future of technology: it’s more complicated, probably boring, and infuriatingly hard to predict. So, stay vigilant, question every single tech gimmick, and for the love of God, don’t forget to update your techno-doodads with the latest ‘morality’ firmware. I’ll be here, rolling my eyes so hard they might just fall out of my head.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/why-business-leaders-must-tackle-ethical-considerations-as-ai-becomes-ubiquitous/